Floral Sugar Skull – Sugar Skull With Roses Shirt

I absolutely farted into the airzooka I bought after ordering it in 2009 after seeing it in Maxim magazine. The guy I shit the fart at made an immediately legendary face that I remember to this day. Empty toilet roll + top half of a balloon + duct tape. Used to make these for all kinds of mischief when I was little...They're great for shooting wet paper balls onto the school board while the teacher isn't looking (bonus points if they explosively splatter on impact). Or to shoot wild hazelnuts or hard berries at windows.Don't shoot at traffic though, that's going to get you in serious trouble. And no aiming at people either, could take an eye out with this. To think, we could of had flying cars by now but instead we have fart cannons. This is who we are as a society. See that’s what I thought at first, but his phrasing makes it sound like it was being used prior to those 4,803 days. I really hope that’s not a 13 year old being upset about being a virgin, that’s too early to be worried about that shit (although I definitely was at that age). 

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