Purple Floral Sugar Skull Day Of The Dead Shirt

Ok ok listen for a friend not me is there a patent for a device that you put in your mouth like a little refrigerator and you can just guzzle hot soup with no problem and your girlfriend would be like "Holy fuck that soup is hot as shit you fucking danger fucker" and she think you're tougher than her nazi ex who had scars on his arms and chest but only because he was a fucking drunk idiot and body slammed a glass topped coffee table at a party he probably wasn't even invited to on TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS and not because he was a badass? Cut a small hole in the bottom of a plastic cup. Insert silly straw though hole. Silicone watertight seal around hole with the silly straw through it. Fill cup with ice water. Sip soup though straw. Hot soup flows though straw, the sillyness acts as a coil increasing surface area for cooling to take effect.For additional rediciouslness make the cup clear, for additional cooling make the silly straw out of copper pipe and add extra loop-de-loops.

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