Sloth Voorhees It’s Friday Halloween Shirt

You can't make me wear a mask! It's in the constitution! My doctor says I don't have to! Oh ... oh ... you're gonna kick me out!? You're gonna kick me out of your super important big shot sporting goods store for jerks?! Well, how about this one, comrade?! What if I just take this. hockey ... mask ... right ... here ... and ... Look the seaweed may be good for my skin, but an all back face is something I'm not gonna do. The paper bag works great for the first victim, but after that the blood just makes it all soggy. Looks awfully heavy. Why's it got fangs? Am I supposed to look like a vampire? Oh, it's Aztec? An Aztec vampire. Well, that just makes tons of sense. No, if it's all the same to you, I think I'll just stick with the hockey mask. Frankly, I probably would have been more terrified if he hadn’t also announced his presence by calling out ‘HELLLLOOOOOOO!’ in a falsetto. Also, is that whipped cream? We're going to be 3rd in population this decade and we passed NY for most diverse city in the US. We're home of NASA and we're the energy capital of the world, including being the #1 city in renewable energy usage in the US. That's pretty good for a "lesser city".

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