Sugar Skull Hay Más Tiempo Que Vida – There Is More Time Than Life Shirt

I arrive in Manhattan with just the shirt on my back and the 8 ball stashed up my ass. You see dawg, I had to cross state lines to get away from The Probation Officer. Now I wasn't even on probation Joe Rogan. The Probation Officer is just a nickname given to the motherfucker whose wife I'd been bangin' back in Hoboken, New Jersey. Now this broad could yank a pipe like you wouldn't believe. She'd jack off me and my buddy Elvis (we called him Elvis because he liked to fuck 14 year olds HAHA!) Anyway she'd jack us both off together like a professional skier chasing a gold. Joe Rogan, we'd nut within seconds of each other every fucking time, I swear on my daughter's life. Like clockwork dawg. So this guy is one angry cocksucka. He's a fucking SAVAGE! And he's packing heat. Once he got wind of his whorish wife's gangbangs he hunted down each and every one of us dawg! He wanted to mount my nutsack on his fucking wall, you get what I'm saying Joe Rogan?! 

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